Where is the bacon? They said there would bacon.

Fahoo Foray Dahoo Doray. Stay cool

Fat, femme, ferocious nonbinary nun.

If a fart goes up the front...is it called the Angel Wind?

Be good to each other. And recycle, bitches...

Smell that? That's me.

Gay? No, I prefer the term Enchanted.

Sparkle is the best color of the rainbow.

If you can't be good, be good at what you do.

The library is always open....

Shoot for the moon, just try not to get any in my eyes.

I smell like beef.

Are we hungry yet?

I only wear clothes because I get cold.

That’s my purse! I don’t know you!

Live, laugh, love.

Sweetie, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

Be a fruit loop in a world of cheerios.

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

May your heart always be full of love, your brain full of wonder, and your stomach full of food.

Uff. Well, that didn't turn out the best. But at least you did it!